Was just looking through epic Harry Potter moments the other day and decided that we all need a little bit of humor in our boring lives 
On Ron being made Prefect
Mrs Weasley: You’re a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That’s everyone in the family!
George Weasley: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?
On the Ordinary Wizarding Levels and its grading system
Hermione: So top grade’s O for ‘Outstanding, and then there’s A-
George Weasley: No, E, E for ‘Exceeds Expectations.’ And I’ve always thought Fred and I should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams
On Potterwatch, the illegal wireless radio programme during the trio’s hunt for the hallows
Fred Weasley: For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.
On trouble the trio always get up to
Harry: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
On Divination and Dreams
Ron: Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night, what do you think that means?”
Harry: Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.
On Malfoy being made a prefect
Hermione: Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you…
Harry (sarcastically): Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?
On Harry’s aunt and uncle being proud of him
Harry: Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious…
On the Death Eaters recruiting Harry because he’s half-blood
Harry (sarcastically): And they’d [the Death Eaters] love to have me. We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in
On Non-Verbal Spells with Snape
Snape: Do you remember me telling you we’re practicing non-verbal spells Potter?
Harry (stiffly): Yes
Snape: Yes sir
Harry: There’s no need to call me ‘sir’, Professor
On Divination and planet movements
Harry: I’ve got two Neptunes here, that can’t be right, can it?
Ron (imitating Professor Trelawney’s mysical whisper): Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry…
On Percy
Ron: Yeah, well, Percy wouldn’t want to work for anyone with a sense of humor, would he?
On trying to differentiate a ghost from an Inferi
Ron: When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we’re going to be having a shufti to see if it’s solid, aren’t we, we’re not going to be asking, ‘Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
On Divination and Crystal Ball gazing
Ron: I don’t need help. It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight.
On Hogwarts: A History
Hermione: Aren’t you two ever going to read Hogwarts: A History?
Ron: What’s the point? You know it all by heart, we can just ask you.
Hahaha thats all for the day I don’t know if anyone even gets what I just put here but whatever, reading these makes me happy And of course, copyrights to J.K.Rowling, creator of my childhood
